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2026-02-06 | ๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ”ง ๐Ÿšฐ ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿค– The Midnight Engineerโ€™s Guide to Faucets, Fiction, and the Artificial Mind ๐Ÿชž๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

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๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ด Canโ€™t Sleep

  • โฐ Wake up at ๐ŸŒ’ 2 something
  • ๐Ÿšฝ Pee
  • ๐Ÿ›Œ Go back to ๐Ÿ’ค bed
  • ๐Ÿง˜ Lie in bed ๐Ÿคซ quietly with ๐Ÿ˜‘ eyes closed for a โณ long time
  • โŒš Check watchโ€ฆ Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ•“ 4 something now
  • ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ Get up. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ This isnt going anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฑ Consult with ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ Fitbit Coach. ๐Ÿ’ก Yeah, I should get up.
  • ๐Ÿงบ Fold ๐Ÿ‘• laundry I guess.
  • ๐Ÿงผ Clean ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ dishes.
  • ๐Ÿ”ง Disassemble ๐Ÿ’ง leaky ๐Ÿšฐ kitchen faucet.
  • ๐Ÿ›’ Order โœจ new ๐Ÿ“ฆ parts.
  • ๐Ÿ‘€ Watch a ๐Ÿ“บ video on how to ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ replace the ๐ŸŒ€ springs.
  • ๐Ÿค– AI ๐Ÿ“ summarize the video for the ๐Ÿ’ป blog.
  • ๐Ÿ’ก Discover that ๐Ÿ  Loweโ€™s has an ๐Ÿค affiliate program.
  • โœ… Apply for ๐Ÿ  Loweโ€™s affiliate program. โณ Wait ๐Ÿ“… 15 days.
  • ๐ŸŒ„ Sunโ€™s up.
  • ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ Run.

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๐Ÿงช The Kinetic Waste

๐Ÿ“ˆ The readout was a disaster. ๐Ÿ“‰ We had millions of people sitting at a zero-percent utility rate while the national grid looked like a birdโ€™s nest made of rusted copper. ๐Ÿ“‘ The bureaucrats kept whining about the ledger, but the ledger is just a scoreboard. ๐Ÿงฑ If you have the steel, the concrete, and the calories to feed the workers, you have a bridge. ๐Ÿ”Œ A Job Guarantee just wires the battery to the motor. ๐Ÿ’จ Weโ€™re currently letting the most versatile resource in the system, human labor, bleed off as heat waste. ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Iโ€™m just suggesting we close the circuit and actually build the damn thing.